What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How do you like to be pegged?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

What happens to single guys when they get older?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What makes a woman attractive?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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